We're falling apart to halftime...

I'm Jeff. I'm eighteen years old and I'm a trainwreck.
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Nick: Yep.
Jeff: No no no.

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Nick: Takes one to know one.
Jeff: Nope.

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Nick: Okay, no Oprah. The guy on the door will have strict instructions not to accept bribes from Oprah.
Jeff: Dork.
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 2:02 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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Nick: I don't know, she has a talk show, so she's pretty good at directing attention to other people. Plus, she's probably an ordained minister, so she could re-marry us.
Jeff: She's super famous. They'd still pay more attention to her.
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 1:54 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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Nick: You don't like Oprah?
Jeff Everyone would pay more attention to her.
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 1:43 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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Nick: Definitely. Oprah will be there, and we'll need a guy on the door turning people away.
Jeff: I don't think Oprah should be there.
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 1:34 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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Nick: Besides, you want to renew vows in the future, right? I promise when we do, it'll be the biggest party you've ever seen.
Jeff: We will?
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 1:27 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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Nick: You're cute.
Nick: And anyway, small is intimate. The more people there are, the less the focus is on us.
Jeff: I guess..
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 1:16 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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Nick: Are you sure?
Jeff: Yeah. I just think it sucks that there won't be many people for me to show you off to.
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 1:06 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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Nick: It does, I want you to be happy.
Jeff: It's fine, don't worry. I'm happy.
posted Aug 30, 2014 at 12:57 from asknickwarbler with 155 notes
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